Oxballs Humpballs

SCREWBALLS...the best 'gummy" style cockring you will ever use... it will outlast 10 cheap gummy-rings... stronger and cooler, by OXBALLS.

Ox almost lost an eye sucking some truckers sweaty meat a few months ago… The guy had real "big rig" and a "heavy load"… a real long haul blowjob… The trucker shot his first load, but seconds... He put on one of those cheap jelly cockrings, and as usual it rolled and dug into his dick, snagging his short-hairs... cursing like the trucker he is, tried to un-tangle the tiny little jelly ring from his pubes and the pinched flesh of his balls… his thick greasy fingers just couldn’t get the job done.

Impatient cocksucker, Ox, still on his knees waiting for more of this hot truckers meat, sighed and rolled his eyes while watching the trucker try to get the cockring back off… The thing snapped, (as they always do), flew off the guys meat, hitting Ox right in the left eye…

Next day, wearing a pirates eye-patch, (ARRRR MATEY!), Ox designed SCREWBALLS… it is larger than all the cheap jelly cockrings, designed so it doesn’t roll, and best of all it is made from the strongest most stretchy TPR available on this planet, possible in this universe…

We were so amazed at how strong and durable these are, we hooked a fucksling on a sling-stand with one of these at each corner, put one of our hairy warehouse packers in the sling, and faux-fucked his Carhartt clad ass, the SCREWBALLS cockring didn’t break... well. not right away, but it sure was fun doing this scientific stress-test.

Now, don’t try this at home dumb-ass… and no stretchy elastic sex toy will last forever, but SCREWBALLS will outlast many cheap jelly rings!

Stats

Inside Diameter: ¾”

Height: ½”

Outside Diameter: 1.1/2”

Weight: 0.3oz.